Topan (Abimana Aryasatya), Alpha (Lutesha), Jenggo (Arie Kriting) and Pelor (Kristo Immanuel) are known as "The Big 4".
When Petrus is murdered The Big 4 retire and Dina concentrates on her police career, but several years later their paths eventually cross again.
The plan is to party through the storm, getting wasted, horny and to conspicuously consume at each other.
Things are going OK, with the odd bit of sniping amongst old friends until they get to the party game "Bodies Bodies Bodies".
No good will come of this.
One of the priestesses escapes and sends word to her sister Sonja (Brigitte Nielsen) who has trained to be a great warrior. She sets out to destroy the talisman, teaming up with the warrior Kalidor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) who found her sister.
In return she promises to resurrect Conan's lost love Valeria.
Needing help fighting magic, Conan also gathers wizard Akiro (Mako), who acts as the narrator. They also free and recruit fierce warrior Zula (Grace Jones) along the way.
Two snakes, but as one against a black sun.
When he is finally freed and makes his way in the world he finds out that this is a symbol of the cult of Set and it's leader, the allegedly thousand year old Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones).
CW: some objectification of women but maybe not as bad as it could have been
Sadly he's responsible for a murder himself, that of the great party that had been planned.
The salesman is very off-putting but out of politeness they agree to follow him and view a house there.
No good will come of this.
CW: Bleak as fuck, do not watch if you're feeling at all mentally fragile
After some initial awkwardness she decides to go with his offer to turn over the bedroom to her and sort out the booking mess in the morning.
No good will comes of this.
When he finds himself aware and seemingly alive again Dr. Harting (Guy Pearce) and KT (Eiza González) of Rising Spirit Technologies explain he has been revived through the wonder of nanotechnology.
As he comes to terms with his new state of being he starts to have flashbacks of the man who murdered him and his wife.
He uses his new found superhuman abilities to track the killer down and return the favour.
No good will come of this.
The problem is they need something for dinner tomorrow and their appetites are unusual...
The work is dark and mesmerising, so on hearing he left instructions for it to be destroyed she steals it. It is an instant hit on the notoriously faddy LA high art scene.
No good will come of this.
Nelwyn (kinda hobbits) farmer Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis) finds the child but the Nelwyn are a bucolic people usually uninvolved in the wars of the Daikini (humans) and tries to return her to one of her own kind.
This doesn't quite work out.
Rattling around the large house the couple built by a lake she begins to have odd experiences that make her think she is being haunted by Owen. Some of them are clearly complicated layered lucid dreams, others seem to have actually happened.
When she finds some curious things amongst Owen's possessions she decides to investigate where he got them.
No good will come of this.
CW: suicide
The police return a few days later with more questions and this time the famed private Detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) is with them. It seems he has been hired to investigate a murder...
His path crosses with a woman, Julia (Suzanna Hamilton) and the two begin to have regular sex and fall deeply in love. This is something the Party disapproves of beyond the need for procreation to make the next generation of proud soldiers.
No good will come of this.
CW: scenes of torture and general misery
When famous outlaw Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) and his gang rob a coach the two cross paths briefly.
Later, when Wade is unexpectedly captured in town, Evans joins the group transporting him to the nearest railroad station to put him the 3:10 train to Yuma prison. It's a dangerous job but he needs the money.
No good will come of this.
There she has vivid visions of the life of aspiring 60s singer Sandie (Anya Taylor-Joy) who is everything Ellie is not.
At first this gives Ellie inspiration and confidence she lacks, but then things start to turn sour, for Ellie has always been 'sensitive' and she can't switch these visions off. Every night she must live Sandie's life.
No good will come of this.
They take a job at a big old house for Mrs Green (Celia Imrie), the site of some infamous child murders, even though Angela (who DOES see things but is in denial about it) is reluctant.
No good will come of this.
CW: scenes of mutilation and torture
One day, while dropping her off at school, her mother exclaims "I can't do this any more" and when later that day she's missing everybody fears the worst.
The following night Char's mother is mysteriously back in the house and in uncharacteristically good mood.
No good will come of this.
Tina is suffocated by a controlling relationship with her mother and Chris bitter at all the unfairness he believes life has dealt him.
When an accident threatens to ruin the holiday they resolve to press on, with deadly consequences. For everybody else...
After a slightly odd, rude man shows interest in it he looks at the statue again and finds an ornate clockwork device hidden in the base.
This is the very thing a dying industrialist (Caludio Book) has had agents scouring the globe for and he sends his thuggish son Angel (Ron Perlman) to buy the statue hoping it is inside.
It is claimed the ancient clockwork thing can bestow eternal life, at a cost.
CW: mild body horror
It is the closing months of the Spanish Civil War and young Carlos (Fernando Tielve) is abandoned at a remote orphanage by comrades of his father, who have neglected to tell Carlos that his father is dead.
Headmistress Carmen (Marisa Paredes) and Dr. Casares (Federico Luppi) do their best to look after the children but times are hard.
Almost as soon as he arrives Carlos has visions of a spectral child who whispers "many of you will die"...
At some point he begins to have troubling dreams with a common theme of a coming, apocalyptic storm.
As the feelings from his night terrors bleed into the day, his behaviour becomes erratic and he obsesses with kitting out the storm shelter in their garden for the coming events.
Unable to turn down such a desperate case, little does she know it will uncover a terrible conspiracy.
CW: nothing, this is super family friendly adventure fun for all but younger kids
The existence (or not) of Sator has cast a shadow over three generations of the family. Adam stalks the woods by day and listens to Nani's recorded ramblings and reviews her Sator-dictated writings by night.
No good will come of this.
When Edna suddenly reappears after a few days unclear or unwilling to say where she's been everybody is relieved but something is not right.
CW: distressing portrayal of Alzheimers and mental deterioration
No good will come of this.
CW: body horror and squishy abominations a go-go. They also treat the female characters badly in a "just there to be victims" 80s style
She records a video diary so her daughter can have it to look back on.
Once Dodo is home things initially go well but she starts to behave erratically and talk about there being "baddies" in the home and at school.
Li Ronan realises that she has not been able to escape the past but seems powerless to do anything without reliving the things that drove her to abandon Dodo in the first place.
Once he's well she finds him a place to stay with Magda (Carla Juri) in the decrepit old house where she looks after her invalid mother. All they ask is he helps out around the house.
No good will come of this.
CW: rape, body horror
His father has a small run down garage that sells gasoline and his mother constantly chides the man for stinking of the stuff.
He has a slightly odd encounter with their neighbour Dolphin Blue (Lindsey Duncan), a widow who has a home filled with curiosities, where she cries and shows him keepsakes of her dead husband and Seth takes a strong dislike to her.
Later, on being regaled by tales of Vampires from a pulp novel his father is reading he decides Dolphin must be a vampire. When his friends start turning up dead it just makes him more sure.
No good will come of this.
CW: animal cruelty, suicide
One day he falls victim to the sinister masked figure (Ethan Hawke) and finds himself locked in a stark soundproofed basement.
On the wall is a disconnected phone but it starts to ring and the voices on the other end begin to offer him advice on how to escape.
Meanwhile his sister Ginny (Madeleine McGraw) is having visions of the Grabber that might lead her to him.
(that's it, there is no complicated premise)
CW: Absolutely mundane horrible onscreen death of people including a baby that is so unglamourised and matter of fact it's more horrific than any horror movie.
Initially sceptical at this urban legend she tracks their movements and she ends up at the hotel where apparently the group of friends (now all dead) watched this.
While speaking to the proprietor she spots an unmarked tape on the shelves.
No good will come of this.
A family wedding is hastily arranged as a pretext for the family to say goodbye to "Nai Nai" but Billi's parents deter her from attending. Travelling alone, she surprises everybody on arrival but the family are insistent that under no circumstances should her grandmother be told the truth.
However on getting ready to leave they find every exit to the house blocked by a black fibrous wall and the TV displaying the cryptic message "Stay indoors and await further instructions".
No good will come of this.
When the Empire catches up with Galen, Jyn hides while Commander Krennic (Ben Mendelsohn) kills her mother and drags her father away. Made orphan she is rescued by uncompromising Rebel Saw Gerrera (Forest Whitaker) and raised as part of his cadre.
Now, fifteen years later, going by an assumed name she is stuck in an Imperial labour camp having long forsaken any ideas of resistance to the Empire when Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) "rescues" her.
Cassian is a Rebel spy who needs to speak to Saw about an Imperial defector and he thinks Jyn is his way in. The increasingly violent and paranoid Saw and the Rebel Alliance parted ways years ago. This defector claims to have information about the aforementioned superweapon.
Trying to complete his mission and atone for his mistake he spearheads the endeavours to help them get home but becomes marooned himself in the process.
Frustrated, Julia starts to investigate by herself. No good will come of this.
CW: themes of child abuse
He used to have a different, better life before he spent time in the Vietnam War and was discharged after being injured in a chaotic incident that killed many of his unit.
As he goes about his days he has occasional strange visions and casual glimpses of horrible things but it isn't until they escalate that he feels he needs to do something about them. When he finds others of his unit have had similar experiences things start to unravel and sinister figures intervene.
CW: body horror, surgery, strobing effects
Shortly after, Adrian is found dead and the inheritance he leaves her gives Cecilia new independence but it soon becomes clear she's not as free of him as she thought.
CW: domestic violence
Every night he barricades himself inside his remote home clutching a shotgun and waiting for it to come.
A few, including teenager Sam (Javon Walton), think Samaritan still lives and when his taciturn neighbour Joe (Sylvester Stallone) saves Sam from a street gang he begins to think that Joe just might be the fabled hero.
Somewhat randomly he travels to Italy, bums around and becomes infatuated with a flirtatious woman Louise (Nadia Hilker).
No good will come of this.
Now as an adult she is working as an erotic dancer at car meets, having an affinity for the machines she performs on.
One evening she is assaulted by a stalkerish fan and things take an increasingly violent turn.
CW: Body horror as fuck with violent mayhem, a DIY abortion and general machine fetish weirdness.
When one of their party is taken by a mountain lion Naru tags along on the mission to hunt it down. However there is a much more dangerous threat hunting them all.
At Christmas, one of their ewes gives birth to a very special lamb and the two adopt it as their own.
No good will come of this.
CW: animal births