Showing posts with label 5/10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 5/10. Show all posts

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

In the first movie, Grace (Samara Weaving) marries into an old money family only to find out that her in-laws are Satanists who live by byzantine rules set down by a "Mr. Le Bail" in return for great wealth and power.

These rules occasionally include human sacrifice and Grace is chucked into a to-the-death game of hide and seek on her wedding night.

Unexpectedly Grace wins, killing the whole Le Domas family, but now this opens up a seat at the table of the global cabal of Satanists. Mr Le Bail's rules say she must contest for this.

CW: bloody violence throughout

The Invitation

Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel) is an aspiring ceramics artist but works as a waitress doing silver service work to get by. Sometimes she manages to swipe one of the goodie bags of whatever function she's working as they tend to have alcohol or small gifts in.

This time it's a launch for DNA genealogy startup and the bag contains one of their testing kits. On a whim she submits it and hears back in a few days she's related to a wealthy English family. She meets up with the foppish Oliver (Hugh Skinner) who's been put in touch with her and he invites her to a big family wedding. With nothing much else going on in her life she accepts.

No good will come of this.

CW: mild jump scares and some bloodletting

Captain America: Brave New World

Running on a platform of "Together", the notoriously hawkish General Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross (Harrison Ford) defies expectations and becomes POTUS.

It seems his intentions are genuine: he's trying to agree an international treaty on access to the new wonder material Adamantium found on Celestial Island and reaches out to Captain America (Anthony Mackie), who he once imprisoned, to reform the Avengers.

However following an assassination attempt Ross reverts to paranoid form leaving Cap to find out what's really going on.

Elevation

When large armoured bugs suddenly emerge from beneath the surface of the Earth they kill almost 95% of our population largely by surprise but also by virtue of being spectacularly hard to kill. Society mostly collapses but it's soon worked out they don't go higher than 8000ft above sea level. Mountain top communities form but things are precarious: little could be saved in the chaos.

Now three years later the medical supplies that keep his son alive are exhausted so Will (Anthony Mackie) decides he has to go down into the nearest city to search for more. He is accompanied by hunter Katie (Maddie Hasson) and antisocial scientist Nina (Morena Baccarin) who has been working on something that might kill the "Reapers". She just needs to get to her old lab...

No good will come of this.

Azrael

After The Rapture some of the Left Behind live in a state of religious ecstasy/piety in a ramshackle camp in the forest. They have mutilated themselves, removing their vocal cords so they cannot speak lest they utter sin. Outside, the forest is haunted by burned things that might once have been human and now thirst for blood and flesh.

A young woman (Samara Weaving) and her lover (Nathan Stewart-Jarrett) attempt to flee the community.

No good will come of this.

CW: bloody violence, bloody weird

Ravenous

Mid 19th Century: Capt. Boyd (Guy Pearce) is sent to Fort Spencer in the Sierra Nevada mountains. It's winter with little of the Westward expansion happening that justifies its existence. Rostered by a crew of misfits Boyd is instructed to settle in for a comfy, if boring season.

Out of the night comes F.W. Colqhoun (Robert Carlyle), a Scottish immigrant with a dread tale of cannibalism amongst travellers lost in the mountains not that far away.

The Fort's First Nation scout warns of The Wendigo: what a man who has eaten human flesh becomes but nonetheless an expedition to the caves is organised.

No good will come of this.

CW: cannibalism

Sea Fever

PhD marine biology researcher Siobhán (Hermione Corfield) boards a traditional wooden fishing trawler to do some practical field work even though she's more accustomed to lab based statistical analysis.

The crew are a superstitious lot and when they spot she's a redhead almost turn back and put her ashore.

Some time into the outward leg they strike something large which they get entangled with and as Siobhán has said she wishes to do a dive they send her down to see what it is.

No good will come of this.

CW: injury detail, body horror, suicide

Imaginary

Artist and author Jess (DeWanda Wise) moves into her childhood home with her family after her father goes into sheltered accommodation due to increasingly unmanageable dementia.

In the basement her stepdaughter Alice (Pyper Braun) finds an old Teddy Bear and christens it Chauncey.

No good will come of this.

Fallen

As infamous serial killer Edgar Reese (Elias Koteas) is being prepared on death row to go to the gas chamber he's in great spirits. Reese is being filmed for a documentary and also meets with the Detective who caught him: John Hobbes (Denzel Washington) to whom he says a bunch of slightly cryptic/unintelligible stuff.

In his last few minutes Reese mocks those around him and launches into a rendition of "Time is on my side" before expiring.

Soon afterwards people start dying in ways uncannily similar to Reese's victims so Hobbes starts digging into the footage from the documentary in case something from that might reveal clues to who his accomplice/copycat is.

No good will come of this.

V/H/S Viral

This instalment of the anthology horror franchise has two really good sections with "Dante the Great" being really fun and "Parallel Monsters" a really odd mirror universe tale.

However the linking stuff is a kind of nonsensical Police chase with an ice cream truck that also causes "viral violence" or something harking back to the cursed footage ideas we've had before but it's just laboured beyond belief.

Then there's the SK8R Boys one which is just trash, where did this idea even come from it's like it was created because the director knew people who could skateboard.

Not great 5/10.

V/H/S Beyond

This is the 7th in the long running horror anthology series and nominally has an alien/space theme but some of the segments completely ignore this.

It's a mixed bag. One of the stories is chopped up and used as linking items but when it gets to the end doesn't really go anywhere. The standouts are "Stowaway" where a lone UFO hunting podcaster tracks down and boards an alien ship and "Dream Girl" where Indian paparazzi try to get candid shots of a starlet.

I've not watched one of these before as I'd expected quite low rent straight to streaming horror and that was pretty much what I got. It's hard to rate anthologies fairly but I think overall this comes in at about 5/10. It suffered from some segments having a weak premise but good execution, vice-versa or just not enough time/money spent on it to fully develop.

Still interesting though despite my low overall rating and I might give other instalments a look.

#horror

A group of 12 year old girls gather for a sleepover at one of their parents' modernist mansion filled with art.

No good will come of this.

CW: bullying

The Instigators

 It is the eve of the Boston Mayoral election where incumbent Mayor Miccelli (Ron Perlman) is expected to romp home. Miccelli is notoriously corrupt and reputedly many favours and contracts will be bought with cash bribes at his private victory party.

Nobody crosses the Mayor but local crime boss Mr Besegai decides to raid the party and steal the cash. When the rumour gets out he's going to try roll the Mayor nobody will take the job except the desperate: ex-con Cobby (Casey Affleck) and down on his luck ex-Marine Rory (Matt Damon).

No good will come of this.

Night Swim

Former baseball star Ray Waller (Wyatt Russell) is struggling with life following a diagnosis of multiple sclerosis. He and his wife Eve (Kerry Condon) are 'downsizing' and find a house they think will suit the family: it even has a pool which will be helpful for the hydrotherapy he's been recommended.

No good will come of this.

Argylle

Shy author Elly Conway (Bryce Dallas Howard) is responsible for a series of popular spy novels featuring the titular Argylle (Henry Cavill) but is struggling with an ending for book 5.

On the way to visit her parents a man claiming to be a real spy (Sam Rockwell) tells her she's in danger and that she must go with him.

No good will come of this.

Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

In a sprawling galaxy of varied worlds everybody fears the Motherworld's conquering armies.

While searching for rebels and in need of resupply a Motherworld dreadnought "The King's Gaze" comes to the agricultural settlement Veldt and Admiral Noble (Ed Skrein) demands the locals hand over their entire harvest.

Leaving a small contingent behind the dreadnought departs with Noble promising to return in ten weeks.

Following a fatal altercation with the ill-disciplined Motherland troops, Kora (Sophia Boutella) an offworlder they've taken in, makes it clear that this now means the Veldt will be razed to the ground and they must recruit people able to fight and defend themselves when "The King's Gaze" returns.

Kora and the farmer Gunnar (Michiel Huisman) begin their search for rebels, mercenaries and outcasts willing to stand up to the Motherworld.

The 355

When a cutting edge hardware cyberwar toolkit unexpectedly ends up in the hands of a Colombian drug enforcement agent he sees a way to make some money and puts it up for sale on the Black Market.

Being quite naive about this sort of thing he immediately comes to the attention of multiple Intelligence agencies causing a scramble to get hold of the device.

The Boogeyman

Sadie (Sophie Thatcher) and Sawyer (Vivien Lyra Blair) Harper miss their mother, who died unexpectedly in an accident. Their father Will (Chris Messina) is distant and in a kind of denial.

Will works as a therapist, seeing patients in his home office. One day a troubled man comes to see him without an appointment.

No good will come of this.

CW: Jump scares

The Deep House

Ben (James Jagger) and Tina (Camille Rowe) live an aspirational urban exploring vanlife.

Currently they're touring rural France looking for things to feature on their YouTube channel.

When the expected destination is crowded with tourists, Ben gets a tip on a flooded valley with an intact house at the bottom from a local.

No good will come of this.

CW: jump scares, drowning

Bird Box Barcelona

Sebastián (Mario Casas) scavenges through the near deserted streets of Barcelona with his daughter Anna (Alejandra Howard).

It is months after the arrival of spectral forces that drive most who see them to suicide and the streets are littered with corpses and the detritus of societal collapse. The only way to travel outdoors is to cover your eyes and resist the tempting whispers to look.

Some who see become zealots, forcefully making the reluctant look and these are the greatest threat of all.

CW: suicide by various means