Meg 2: The Trench

Following the discovery of the reserve of ancient sea life where the Megalodon was encountered in the first movie there's now a permanent presence at the station Mana One mapping and exploring the trench.

However they're not the only ones working there, it's also a source of precious minerals. No good will come of this.

CW: I think this movie is a genuine danger to your IQ

Ben Wheatley does one for the money.

This dumbest movie I have seen in quite some time. It is so completely absurd it's awesome.

You know those stories eight year olds tell that are just all their favourite things mashed together in a stream of consciousness sequence of events?

This is that but with a $130m budget.

I don't know what to say really.

The Stath kills a Megalodon with a helicopter rotor used like a set spear.

There are dinosaurs.

There's a giant octopus.

There's a tiny dog.

It makes LESS sense than the first one there's just a lot more of it. 10/10 no notes. Also 0/10 avoid. You decide.