Cocaine Bear

1985. When a plane carrying a smuggler's shipment of cocaine is forced to ditch over the Georgia mountains the cargo is distributed widely over the area.

No good will come of this

CW: gore splatterfest

Based on real events my arse.

Anyway, this year's viral B movie sensation delivers exactly what it promised: a large brown bear on a cocaine fuelled rampage.

It is in parts preposterous, badly acted and even the CGI bear doesn't look the same all the way through. It's like they had one model for it walking or running and another for when it's doing "facial expressions".

BUT they didn't promise us anything we didn't get. There is a bear on cocaine: contract fulfilled.

Tenet it is not and that's a good thing.

Ronseal 7/10, gore in a sandwich made of cringe.