Conan the Destroyer

Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has built himself a reputation as "the king of thieves". Sorcerer Queen Taramis (Sarah Douglas) recruits him and sidekick Malak (Tracey Walter) to escort her niece Princess Jehnna (Olivia d'Abo) and her head guard Bombaata (Wilt Chamberlain) to steal a magic gem from the Sorcerer Thoth-Amon (Pat Roach) who dwells in a crystal palace.

In return she promises to resurrect Conan's lost love Valeria.

Needing help fighting magic, Conan also gathers wizard Akiro (Mako), who acts as the narrator. They also free and recruit fierce warrior Zula (Grace Jones) along the way.

Conan the Barbarian

As a child, Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) witnesses all his family slaughtered along with the rest of the settlement where he lives. The raiders send him into slavery and when many years later he has earned a place as a great gladiatorial fighter all he remembers is a symbol.

Two snakes, but as one against a black sun.

When he is finally freed and makes his way in the world he finds out that this is a symbol of the cult of Set and it's leader, the allegedly thousand year old Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones).

CW: some objectification of women but maybe not as bad as it could have been

Glass Onion

When the billionaire founder of tech empire "Alpha" invites his closest group of friends, "The Disruptors" to his private island for a murder mystery weekend they are joined by Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) "the world's greatest Detective".

Sadly he's responsible for a murder himself, that of the great party that had been planned.

Hawk the Slayer

When Voltan "The Dark One" (Jack Palance) kidnaps an Abbess, the church sends for Hawk (John Terry) rather than pay the ransom. Hawk is the Dark One's brother and the pair have a feud to settle.

Vivarium

Gemma (Imogen Poots) and Tom (Jesse Eisenberg) are looking for a home and wander into the sales office for a new housing estate.

The salesman is very off-putting but out of politeness they agree to follow him and view a house there.

No good will come of this.

CW: Bleak as fuck, do not watch if you're feeling at all mentally fragile

Barbarian

Tess (Georgina Campbell) is in Detroit for a job interview and arriving late at night to the AirBnB she's booked finds it's been double booked via another app and that Keith (Bill Skarsgård) already settled in.

After some initial awkwardness she decides to go with his offer to turn over the bedroom to her and sort out the booking mess in the morning.

No good will comes of this.

Bloodshot

Ray Garrison (Vin Diesel) is a Special Ops badass, or at least he was until he died.

When he finds himself aware and seemingly alive again Dr. Harting (Guy Pearce) and KT (Eiza González) of Rising Spirit Technologies explain he has been revived through the wonder of nanotechnology.

As he comes to terms with his new state of being he starts to have flashbacks of the man who murdered him and his wife.

He uses his new found superhuman abilities to track the killer down and return the favour.

No good will come of this.

We are what we are

When the patriarch of the family fails to come home, siblings Alfredo, Julian and Sabina start to fight. One of them needs to be in charge but their mother doesn't think any of them are up to the task.

The problem is they need something for dinner tomorrow and their appetites are unusual...