Rambo III

When Colonel Trautman (Richard Crenna) is captured during a secret mission in Soviet-occupied Afghanistan John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) teams up with local rebels to rescue him. That's it.

What was I thinking?

I never bothered with these when they came out and only watched First Blood, which is a genuinely interesting movie, recently.

For some reason I thought this would have a certain bombastic 80s charm but no it's just a load of weary cliches coated in very expensive badly acted man-glitter that probably even seemed naff at the time.

Terrible 2/10.