The grab goes well and they hole up at a big old house in a remote area while Lambert goes off to secure the cash.
While waiting, petty rivalries form and silly mistakes are made. Unexpectedly the victim, the titular Abigail (Alisha Weir), sees one of the kidnappers' faces and they consider offing her and doing a bunk.
It's at this point she lets slip her father is Kristof Lazar, a Keyser Soze-esque boogeyman in underworld circles, somebody you absolutely positively do not fuck with.
No good will come of this.
CW: mountains of gore
If you like comedy horror skip the trailer, don't even look at the poster or title card as this has to have been one of the movies most spoilered by its marketing in recent history.
OK it wouldn't take a genius to guess the twist but FFS putting it front and centre and saying the quiet part out loud like that's an asset to the box office is shocking dumbassery and I think a lot of people skipped it because of this.
Anyway Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett have delivered something that's up there with the best of the genre. If you enjoyed stuff like "Ready or Not", "Freaky", "Happy Deathday" and so on this is absolutely for you.
The whole cast are fantastic, fitting into their slots as the slightly dysfunctional kidnapping crew perfectly. Giancarlo Esposito phones in his cameo but it doesn't matter as he's barely on screen. Best of all though is Alisha Weir, she's just fantastic.
More of this please, I laughed and grimaced repeatedly all the way through, 9/10 highly recommended.